Few more awesome questions..

Thanks for all your appreciation for my last post, Here is some more question, which are more funnier that previous list.
  1. If white house is white, the blue house is blue, and the red house is red. Why green house is transparent?
  2. Why all of the black boxes are painted bright orange?
  3. If there is a substance exist, which can make Black Box indestructible, why not same thing is used to make whole aircraft?
  4. Why black paint smells like a green paint?
  5. Why there is flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
  6. What's another word for thesaurus?
  7. Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
  8. Why I get a phone call from Vodafone to say my bill was outstanding? (I always say thanks)
  9. I understand money talks, but why it always say "goodbye" to me?
  10. How can a burnt match thrown from a car start a forest fire when 2 boxes of matches, 10 fire lighters & lighter fuel can't light a BBQ?
  11. What will happen if a abortion clinic will have a 12 months waiting time?
  12. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
  13. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
  14. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?